Jalopnik: That was actually GREAT!

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
05/18/2016 at 19:29 • Filed to: None

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The first proper car review on Jalopnik in... MONTHS! Not the boring to death copy/paste that is the Buyer’s Guide no one even dares to sign (“Jalopnik Staff”). Actual proper driving!! It made me want to drive what is nothing more that an optioned rental car, and that means a lot as far as I’m concerned, because I HATE this kind of car! It reminds me of my time when I was tracking my 4-cylinder 1997 Mazda 626. Boring saloon car, giving me the time of my life!

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So as your regular commenter who tend to enjoy the FP less and less like many other people around here, I have to give credit where credit is due: That was awesome! Being given a boring car like this to review and ending up making the review THIS interesting shows a job really well done! Thanks Mr Orlove!

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If you don’t go check the FP anymore, take a look at this one... Really worth it :)


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Flavien Vidal
05/18/2016 at 19:35

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Raph is my favorite writer. Cool HOTD stuff, fantastic long reads, and he seems to have a greater appreciation for cars of all shapes and sizes, rather than just “enthusiast cars” (as evidenced by the above post).


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Blondude
05/18/2016 at 19:39

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He does seem like a great guy ideed... He looks a little like a bearded Tintin though. For some reason I can’t stop thinking about Tintin when looking at him.

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His head. It’s so round!!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Flavien Vidal
05/18/2016 at 19:40

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I like the Avalon. It's decently quick for what it is and the ride quality is fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Flavien Vidal
05/18/2016 at 19:42

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I really feel like the FP’s quality dropped massively when Orlove went on hiatus for a bit, not even joking.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/18/2016 at 19:43

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I have to say I have never driven one... It’s just how I feel about its look in general. Makes me think of a Ford Fusion that ended up having a kid with a 3rd gen Prius...


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Flavien Vidal
05/18/2016 at 19:45

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Raph is the “I’m just happy to be here” guy.

Also, that man’s head is a circle.

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Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/18/2016 at 19:58

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We rented a ‘16 with exactly 15 miles on it and took it for a 600 mile trip a few weeks ago. It was surprisingly powerful and stupidly comfy for 4 people.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Blondude
05/18/2016 at 20:02

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I don’t find that amusing... Not unless round is funny...


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Roundbadge
05/18/2016 at 20:03

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Even the early 200s ones pull strongly.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Blondude
05/18/2016 at 20:37

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“I’m just happy to be here” describes Riff Raph to a T